narcissist/nemesis


  something has really really gone wrong.

nevver:

Does the psych ward have wifi?

ohdaesusie:

beatngu:

bitches be havin names like London and Paris but really look like Chicago and Detroit

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April 25th, 2014

slydigged:

*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

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April 25th, 2014

toolers:

TIME PUT VLADIMIR PUTIN ON THE LIST 

AND LEFT LAVERNE COX OFF OF IT WHEN SHE HAD OVER 50,000 VOTES

GOOD

FUCKING

BYE

laverne needs to invade ukraine to get on the list

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April 25th, 2014

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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April 25th, 2014
HEALTH TIP: when you’re about to sneeze be courteous and cover your mouth with the nearest anti-vaccination activist.

Clayton Cubitt (claytoncubitt) on Twitter (via theladygoogle)

I admit it. I laughed too.

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April 25th, 2014